May the Bacon be with You always. Praise Bacon!
Goals of Baconism
The United Church of Bacon founders have set forth a general mission.
- First and foremost, Praise Bacon! (Even if you don’t like bacon – gasp – all you have to do is enjoy the scent.)
- Openly fight religion discrimination against minorities and demand equal rights for everyone.
- Provide wedding services to the secular people of the world
- To encourage people to report violations of the law by religious bullies or officials who willingly and sometimes openly violate the law- such as financial scams and embezzlement, sexual violations, and yes, even safety violations such as illegal and dangerous parking that threatens the safety of everyone, including their “flock”.
Recent Blog Posts
March 11, 2015 |
Religions get a lot of special privileges under the law, because society assumes that religious people are...
November 1, 2014 |
United Church of Bacon to match up to $15,000 donated to the Las Vegas Coalition of Reason (COR) to fight leukemia and lymphoma
John Whiteside (Messiah John) hates cancer, and LV COR is raising funds to fight this horrible illness. For every...
September 4, 2014 |
Last weekend the United Church of Bacon teamed up with the Secular Student Alliance to raise funds. The church...