May the Bacon be with You always. Praise Bacon!

Mission Statement

Goals of Baconism

The United Church of Bacon founders have set forth a general mission.

  • First and foremost, Praise Bacon! (Even if you don’t like bacon – gasp – all you have to do is enjoy the scent.)
  • Openly fight religion discrimination against minorities and demand equal rights for everyone.
  • Provide wedding services to the secular people of the world
  • To encourage people to report violations of the law by religious bullies or officials who willingly and sometimes openly violate the law- such as financial scams and embezzlement, sexual violations, and yes, even safety violations such as illegal and dangerous┬áparking ┬áthat threatens the safety of everyone, including their “flock”.
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Recent Blog Posts

October 16, 2014 |

United Church of Bacon to match up to $15,000 donated to the Las Vegas Coalition of Reason (COR) to fight leukemia and lymphoma

John Whiteside (Messiah John) hates cancer, and LV COR is raising funds to fight this horrible illness. For every...

September 3, 2014 |

Burning Man revival a great success!

Nine apostles of the United Church of Bacon attending the Burning Man Revival in Northern Nevada in late August....

July 18, 2014 |

$25,332 Split Between SSA and JREF

Last weekend the United Church of Bacon teamed up with the Secular Student Alliance to raise funds. The church...

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